How Stressed Do You Think Serena Williams' Reddit Cofounder Nerd Fiancé Was Having To Lift Her Up For An Instagram Pic?
Daily Mail – Serena shared a picture of her and the Reddit co-founder looking simply smitten Monday, showing the internet mogul whisking his bride-to-be away in his arms.
In the picture Serena, 35, shows off her athletic figure wearing cut-off shorts which feature her toned stems and muscular bottom.
The star’s reportedly $2million engagement ring sparkles from her hand while her 33-year-old fiance carries his love along the romantic beach.
Alexis and Serena, who are known for being highly private, were engaged late December after just 15 months dating.
There’s no shame to admit we’ve all been there. You’re dating a chick above 110 pounds, maybe not in peak physical condition, and for some reason you pick her up and now have to hang on for dear life to prove you’re not so weak that you can’t hold her up. And when you’re a pasty internetter with the musculature of veal lifting 150 pounds of solid elite athlete muscle for a minute for several takes a “cute” Instagram pic…there are a lot of signs the situation is an issue. Sign #1) grip is STRUGGLING:
It’s like when you try to pick up a big and heavy Amazon box and there isn’t a way to really grab it so you’re just hanging on for dear life trying to get it into your place…that’s what his hand placement says here. And honestly he might not even have the hand width to get all the way around those thiccccc thighs, can’t say I blame him. Sign #2) The craned neck and pained expression of a man desperately trying to keep it together:
Thinning hair uncomfortably floating in the breeze while he tries to keep it together and not look like this is the most difficult physical activity he’s attempted in years. And honestly I don’t blame him. He’s combining the difficulty of holding another human being with the pressure of trying to look good in a picture for your chick who just happens to have 5.5 million followers that’ll be heavily judging you. Pressure x 1000. And then there’s Sign #3) Her hand placement:
Given how strong she is, Serena could probably pull herself up on his neck and make it look easy, like when a pro wrestler helps his opponent pull of a body slam. But instead, nope, she’s not lending a single hand and making him earn it. Kind of a power move. Also of note: His very beach friendly “Neo from The Matrix at a christening” attire; even if he could pull this lift off, he is not dressed for peak performance pulling off a personal best fiancée lift.
But overall the fact that he made Serena feel like a dainty little gal even if for just 10 seconds was probably worth it for her. And she’s got the photo to forever immortalize it, the one time she gets to act like she’s a tender little rose being held by her big strong man. A magical moment for her, a sports hernia for Alexis Ohanian, a tremendous accomplishment all around.
Anyway jokes and core strength aside, if he’s got the cockmeat to satisfy the greatest and most finely tuned female athlete of all-time, then the joke is actually on us. Dude must be slinging 10 inches or be a veryyyy generous oral sex giver to make the logistics here work:
For the average slender white fella, getting through that booty would be as much a challenge as the Rebellion fighting through defenses to get to the Death Star. To pull that off, Alexis Ohanian is doing something right…even if he needs to work on his thicc chick deadlifts.